Flash Freeze Recipe

Coat the base with a spray of drizzle
Pour in coarse hail and pat to form a crust
Blend a wintery mix of sleet, snow, and freezing rain
Spread it generously over the bottom layer
Flash freeze at 0 degrees overnight
Whip twelve inches of powdery flakes into stiff peaks
Spoon generously over the frozen confection
Let blizzard-force gusts glaze the top
Dust with glittery ice crystals
Chill until the wind shifts
Garnish with a sparkling icicle
Serve with Hot Buttered Bourbon
Bon Appetit.